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The Girl Twice Dead,
the Impossible Girl, my story is done.
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My name is Lauryn and I am also called Laurel, Lau, Ryn and Satan but I am glad to go by whatever you would like. I reblog a lot of random things and tag the fandoms I'm in! I enjoy a lot and am easily amused. I also draw sometimes.

Feel free to ask for my skype!

Ponder Your World




hardestcopy:

dead-karkat:

playstationpersuasion:

The GayStation isn’t just an old joke, it’s a real #PS4 model.

Major want

I would buy this in a heartbeat



maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!


plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED


viciouscunt:

prettyyiinpunkk:

Oh heyy there, Kim!! 👍❤️

Hey ex wife!!! Haha I miss ya, hope everything’s good with you ❤❤

People also need to stop removing my credits!

Model: Kimberly Jay
Photographer: Niel Galen


kawaiikittykitty:

Girls are so gorgeous. Girl butts. Girl boobs. Girl stomachs. Girl thighs. Girl FACES. Girls. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧


dreammason:

tastefullyoffensive:

Smart phones are making us antisocial. [x]

hahahahahaha



Something is coming. Something you’ve never faced before. 


lipgloss-in-my-veins:

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

i always wondered what the fuck this scene was about


feminism-and-iggys:

thetallblacknerd:

I loved this speech so fucking much, just agree with all of it

I did a speech in my speech class over this video. This is so important.


bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”



ghost-hooves:

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

when i was 12 years old my health teacher told us all that he thought girls were the most beautiful at age 14-15 and we would never be that beautiful again for the rest of our lives
back then it scared me that i wouldnt stay pretty
once i got older it scared me that he found no shame in saying that, and neither do countless other men