Cryptic
The Girl Twice Dead,
the Impossible Girl, my story is done.
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My name is Lauryn and I am also called Laurel, Lau, Ryn and Satan but I am glad to go by whatever you would like. I reblog a lot of random things and tag the fandoms I'm in! I enjoy a lot and am easily amused. I also draw sometimes.

Feel free to ask for my skype!

Ponder Your World




I made homemade caramel guys :D I didn’t have milk, though so I had to use melted ice cream lol. Then I put it on some apples husbandofsatan and I got from Sky Top (a local orchard). It’s so yummy!


drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that


gameboycolorenvy:

you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you


godtie:

i am so pro-selfie

you take those selfies.

you take those selfies and look cute as heck

you take those selfies and build your self confidence

because you are cute as heck and you deserve to be confident in yourself because youre an awesome person

if anyone says any differently they are a rotten cabbage who doesnt know anything

now go take more selfies so i can reblog them and talk about how gosh darn cute you are



happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?





One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did


Something I have to keep reminding myself (via clubmonico)






unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.


godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand


sighconic:

this conversation changed me