My name is Lauryn and I am also called Laurel, Lau, Ryn and Satan but I am glad to go by whatever you would like. I reblog a lot of random things and tag the fandoms I'm in! I enjoy a lot and am easily amused. I also draw sometimes.
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Ponder Your World
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.
Three forms of terrestrial mammal locomotion:
PLANTIGRADE: “sole walking”—animals walk by “planting” the full soles of their feet on the ground
DIGITIGRADE: “finger/toe walking”—animals walk with all or most of the length of their toes (“digits”), but not the full soles of their feet
UNGULIGRADE: “hoof walking”—animals walk on only their nails, usually hooves (as in “ungulates”)
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Is she… is she gonna grow up to-
IS SHE STEVE IRWIN?